Oh poop!

My apologies in advance for poop talk, but I've got a baby and two boys. It's inevitable, right? What I didn't think was inevitable was all of the clogged potties we'd have to deal with. How is it possible for a 4-year-old to clog the potty more than a grown man?? Seriously, dude has been clogging the potty like a champ since he was like 2 1/2! So last night, Logan does it again for the bazillioth time. I was in the middle of dinner so I didn't get to it right away. Plus, I like to leave these things to Adam, who wasn’t home yet (you're welcome honey). Turns out, Aidan either didn't remember or didn't care that it was clogged, so he dumped on Logan's dump. Just awesome. I didn't even realize this until Adam gets home and that's the first thing they tell him. Like they're proud of their grossness. Wow, the things I have to look forward to, right? Adam took care of it like a pro and only got a little bit of poop water on his pants. GAG.

I also never thought I'd have to deal with baby poop up the back and all the way down to the toes. I'm not exaggerating when I say that it was literally down to her toes, pooling in the bottom of her footed sleeper. I got Lorelai out of the exersaucer the other day because I saw poop up her back. Not a new thing because no diaper is a match for her massive blowouts, but what I didn't realize—until I saw the look of dread on Adam's face—was that it had blown out the bottom too, and my arm was soaked in poo. I should probably buy stock in oxiclean, as much as we use it!

That's the scoop on poop at our house! Because I’m sure you were just dying to know…